F***ed Up Unicorns

First two drafts for a design, that was supposed to be funny.. You know... Cute unicorns and skullheads... or something... Yea yea... I know, didn't turn out funny so I scrapped them. If there was a scrap folder this would be on the top of the pile :)
Does anyone like? You know people, you are asked and allowed to comment dammit :P
I know where you hide your children!